In the Kingdom of Far Far away many years agaio there was a big scandal involving the queen .
BuY now I am sure most of you have read about it .
What you don't know is after the Queen was banished she hid in a boat and crossed the america boarder .
Being a Queen and being use to loads of cash she went looking for a way to maintain her life style
as a Queen chemist . So she bought into some company who made electronics and Using her evil magical powers help grow the company into a world wide conglomerate becoming one of the most powerful company's on the planet .
But least you have forgotten she is Evilllllll and it was a Apple that almost killed Snow White .
So the next time you turn on your iSO and the game just keeps glitching it is all part of her evil plan to drive you totally crazy .
So please try to Remember Bast can't kiss everyone of you awake .
This story is true except every thing that is made up .
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Maybe someone should give you a lollipop to make you feel better.
I think you mean iOS if you are referring to Apple products.
yes i just used caps for the I .did not realize the small i is ment to be a small i ( edited it to small i )
When I was 9 I ate 7 or 8 green apples ( not ripe ) got sick as a dog every from that point on I hated Apples .
No logic in hating a company with the name but who cares its funny to me .
Just my apple joke revised and expanded